[VOA]

Oh brother...I try to AVOID seeing that wierdo on my TV...

Here, let me say it out loud for you...and I'm not putting words in your mouth
because this is what I'd say:
Oh brother...I try to AVOID seeing that wierdo Scientologist on my TV...

I hold to the traditional American right to have any sort of "faith", but
I also hold to the right to say out loud that Scientology, for the most part,
is just plain weird.
Even if Isaac Hayes, John Travolta, Tom Cruise and others partake of that "belief system".
(now donning asbestos-lined suit...)

[Petronski]

I also hold to the right to say out loud that Scientology, for the most part, is just plain weird. Even if Isaac Hayes, John Travolta, Tom Cruise and others partake of that "belief system". (now donning asbestos-lined suit...)

Beware the wrath of Xenu!

Actually, the asbestos will come in handy when he drops you into a volcano and detonates nuclear weapons on top of it....

Bwa ha ha ha ha