[Cultural Jihad]

Isn't the right to smoke crack and slam heroin in the Constitution? In a penumbra or sumpin?

Well, the Declaration talks about the inalienable rights to an early death, slavery to vice, and the pursuit of unneeded suffering, according to the Hussein's Libertarian-Baathist Party.

[Liberal Classic]

Well, the Declaration talks about the inalienable rights to an early death, slavery to vice, and the pursuit of unneeded suffering, according to the Hussein's Libertarian-Baathist Party.

Seeing as how I believe our tax dollars should be spent to blow Mr. Hussein in to tiny bits, I find this statement to be offensive.