If, for no other reason, that we've adopted Chinese berets for the military and my hopes are fading fast we'll have the really classy accoutrement necessary for the entire nation to take a tumble and give it up for the Few, the Smug, the Sensationally Sexy Police State cum Globokop.
(High marks for the bomber vests at the Camp David roundtable, though.
Ooooh, baby ... don't go turning on the heat at Command Central. Let that GRU girly-boy Putin stick to suits ... we like our political leadership in lambswool and leather.)