Posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:05 AM PST by Reaganwuzthebest
Dear Doc,
I have a very cool wife. She's gorgeous. We have mutually high romantic Interest Level [degree of love] in each other. She has a fantastic attitude. She's flexible. She's a giver. She's as loyal and trustworthy as a police dog. She's intelligent, sophisticated and a very talented singer and songwriter. In fact, we perform and sing together at different coffeehouses in Southern California.
It's the best relationship I've ever had in my life and it just seems to get better and better as the months go by. We've been married now for ten months and I can't believe how much I love married life.
There's just one little thing she does that seems to be a slight problem, and I'm not sure how to deal with it. Every once in awhile, and I really do mean every once in awhile, like maybe once every three weeks or so, she'll tell me to do something rather than ask me. It's almost like she's giving me an order. She only does it once and then it doesn't happen again for weeks.
The last time it happened we were about to go to sleep and she said, "Turn off the bathroom light." She didn't say; "Would you turn off the bathroom light?" or "Honey, can you turn off the bathroom light?" She just said it like a command: "Turn off the bathroom light."
When she does that, it just throws me for a loop and I don't know what to say or do. The way I've been handling it is that I wait about a minute or so (so that I don't look like I'm just jumping through hoops) and then I do what she wants. But I think there's probably a better way to handle the situation. I'd like to respond in a way that shows her the error of her ways without seeming like I'm uptight and out of control. Any suggestions, Doc?
Franko -- who wants to deal with all this
doc love's answer:
Hi Franko,
In every romantic male/female relationship, there are always going to be minor things that each partner does that irritate the other. There's no such thing as an absolutely perfect relationship, no such thing as two people being 100% compatible.
Salute her:
So, on the one hand, you could say, "Gee, she has a fantastic attitude 99.2% of the time, and once every three weeks she acts like a traffic cop for one minute. I can live with that." But, I say, it's worth testing to see if you can eliminate her annoying habit of ordering you around. It's better to eliminate any potential for feeling resentment, if possible.
I recommend letting her know that her behavior is unacceptable in a playful and humorous way. The idea is to take a stand without being reactive or whiney or pouty. So the next time she gives you an order, you can say something like: "Yes, sir Master Drill Sergeant, sir!'
Get right in her face, snap to attention and salute her. (Make a mockery of the situation.) Then follow her instructions. Next, go back to her and say, "Task completed Master Drill Sergeant, sir, Private Franko awaiting further orders, sir." That will get your message across.
It's a laughing matter:
When you do a skit like this, you're setting limits and letting her know that her behavior is unacceptable without coming off as an uptight Macho Boy. Using humor is the best approach and it's often very effective.
Then, if she happens to give you another order in the months that follow, drive home your message again with a different comedy skit. When she says: "Bring me the telephone," say, "Yes Master, this little puppy dog can fetch better and faster than any other doggie on the block.
If I'm really quick will I get a doggie biscuit for a reward?" Say this as you fall to your knees, pant and grovel. And as you adopt this physical posture, give her a great big grin the way Dennis Quaid would. Hopefully, after that, she'll terminate her unloving behavior.
Remember, guys, if she's chronically doing something you don't like, use humor to change her.
;0)
And guys take out the garbage, don't wait for her to ask you. Can't you see its full and falling over. There .....I feel better now!
She apologized by the time I got to the car :0)
There's just one little thing she does that seems to be a slight problem, and I'm not sure how to deal with it.
Take her to obedience school ;-)
Mother nature has a way of providing him with a clue. He'll figure it out. Eventually. His doctor will explain it to him the third time he comes in for stiches. (mine did)
/john
But if that is the worst she does in daily living-he should check his six right about now. Best luck to all in love!
/john
*Do not attempt this at home...
LOL! (amen!)
/john
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