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When She Tries To Control You
AskMen.com ^ | Doc Love

Posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:05 AM PST by Reaganwuzthebest

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To: riley1992
Oh jeesh Riley!! If he can't handle "Shut off the light"..he NEEDS more than the bottle!!!!
41 posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:17 AM PST by Neets
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To: OneidaM
<>Yup... like a Bottle AND a diaper...

;0)

43 posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:18 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks
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To: OneidaM
Yeah, just wait till she's about 50.
44 posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:18 AM PST by muggs
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To: Chad Fairbanks
The guy's in love. He'll figure it out after a year or two.
45 posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:18 AM PST by Reaganwuzthebest
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To: Reaganwuzthebest
My husband leaves the bathroom lights on all the time, not one but 8 are on the one switch. So when they burn out I don't replace them.......there are 4 left.

And guys take out the garbage, don't wait for her to ask you. Can't you see its full and falling over. There .....I feel better now!

46 posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:18 AM PST by MadelineZapeezda
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To: Reaganwuzthebest
Well, if he wouldn't keep doing things he shouldn't--such as always leaving the bathroom light on--she wouldn't have to tell him. ;)
47 posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:18 AM PST by TxGrandMom
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To: Enlightiator
Actually, I think it depends on the woman. Once, my wife said to me, at about 11 PM, "Go Get Me some Chocolate." So, I immediately began walking hunched over, like Igor, and as I was getting my coat on I was walking (sort of) to the door saying stuff like, "Must find chocolate for my master..." in my best Igor Voice... and continued it out the door...

She apologized by the time I got to the car :0)

48 posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:19 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks
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To: Reaganwuzthebest
Heh... after she smacks him in the head with a 2x4, to get his attention, and explains it to him... ;0)
49 posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:19 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks
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To: Chad Fairbanks; muggs
LOL to the both of you...heheehe, the guy has NO CLUE
50 posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:19 AM PST by Neets
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To: OneidaM
Actually, Oneida, if he gets his undies in a bunge about 'Shut off the light', a bottle is just what he needs. And a pacifier to boot.
51 posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:22 AM PST by riley1992
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To: Reaganwuzthebest
She's flexible. She's a giver. She's as loyal and trustworthy as a police dog.

There's just one little thing she does that seems to be a slight problem, and I'm not sure how to deal with it.

Take her to obedience school ;-)

52 posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:22 AM PST by varon
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To: OneidaM
the guy has NO CLUE

Mother nature has a way of providing him with a clue. He'll figure it out. Eventually. His doctor will explain it to him the third time he comes in for stiches. (mine did)

/john

53 posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:23 AM PST by JRandomFreeper
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To: riley1992; cagey
LOL true riley...so very true!!! hehehe
54 posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:23 AM PST by Neets
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To: Chad Fairbanks
ROTFLOL... I didnt really have PMS untill my early 30s, but then I started noticing once every three weeks or so..May I suggest a "health kick"-suggested NOT in the danger days, of a vitamin B concoction, at least 500 mg of the basics, you can't OD on the "B"s.Helps!

But if that is the worst she does in daily living-he should check his six right about now. Best luck to all in love!

55 posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:23 AM PST by sarasmom
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To: varon
Duck!

/john

56 posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:23 AM PST by JRandomFreeper
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To: varon
After rubbing her nose in it, Smack her with a rolled up newspaper?*

*Do not attempt this at home...

57 posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:23 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks
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To: Chad Fairbanks
*Do not attempt this at home...

LOL! (amen!)

/john

58 posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:23 AM PST by JRandomFreeper
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To: sarasmom
Maye he should get HER to try the Vitamin B, as well... ;0)
59 posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:24 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks
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To: kd5cts
Is that about the time she starts with the full head twists ala "The Exorcist" and spews that green bile???
60 posted on 12/29/2001 12:17:24 AM PST by Neets
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