[spoosman]

Just burn 'em. I burn newspapers all the time. I use them to get the fire started. Why do I burn them? Because they are useless, and have no value to me. HP is worth even less. I hope they bring along the marshmallows.

[Nate505]

But when you annouce your burning to the public, and your reasons for doing so, you should expect the unfavorable reaction you're going to get...