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Let us not forget Gary Condit...

Awwww, be fair...some of us (like Chandra, wherever she might be now) have been trying to forget this paramecium for months, now. But...he should be at the top of a Boobs Nominations list, leading the pack full of the like of ...

The New York Mets - For being stupid enough to even think about bringing Mo Vaughn to the fold: he's a lardass tub who has a badly misshapen image as a "team leader". Yeah, Mo - that was some team leadership you showed on the disabled list, too lazy to haul your porcine posterior to the ballpark to show some team support but not so badly hurt that you couldn't hit the nightclub scene? And what gives, Mr. Phillips - you were doing so brightly with the winter deals, but you let Moises Alou get away while you're worrying about how Mo Vaughn will fit in? Hint: He won't. The last thing you needs is a guy who strikes out as often as he hits...or didn't you get the hint when Mo said he wanted so much to go back to the Boston Red Sox and the Red Sox didn't exactly jump on any chance to cut a deal with the Angels? Even Doofus Dan Duquette knows something is unkosher in Tel Aviv...

John McVain - Should be obvious, but one never knows, do one?

Trent Lost - Should also be obvious. What is it with Mississippi voters, that they keep sending this turkey back for our further use, misuse, and abuse?

Hilarious Rodent Clinton - If you gotta ask, she isn't doing it right.

Cleveland Browns football fans - For making it that the rest of the park went to a riot and a football game broke out. (Now we know why the violent crime rate drops over the weekend: the thugs are at the football games, and some of them are even playing.) Who let the Dawg Pound out?

Anyone with so much time and so little mind as to have defended Cleveland Browns football fans after the fourth quarter riot. - Sorry. Officials blow calls all the time. Doesn't usually provide justification for a full-scale riot. (I mean, if blown calls justified riots, then St. Louis Cardinal fans visiting Royals Stadium for Game Six of the 1985 World Series should have torched the joint when Denkinger blew the out call in the bottom of the ninth, with the Cardinals an out away from the title...)

California Gov. Gray (Beige) Davis - Merely being himself qualifies him for the nominations! (Though he also qualifies for being the answer to "How many politicians does it take to screw up a light bulb?")

California Attorney General Bill Lockyer - See comment on Davis, then double the pot.

The Los Angeles City Council - See Lighten Up, America, among other things...

House Minority Leader Dick (No, I Am Not Robert Redford's Long Lost Siamese Twin!) Gephardt - Like we need a reason?

Sen. Jim Jeffords - Because he can't even suck with style when he gets his big chance to stink up the joint on 60 Minutes!

....for openers...