FR BOOB OF THE YEAR: (nominations invited)

FR editorial ^ | liz

[Liz]

I nominate ex-President Clinton who showed his contempt for American values and thumbed his nose at our rule of law when he issued pardons to an ungodly claque of convicted felons. Hitlery aided and abetted Clinton's boobery by using presidential pardon power to buy votes for her Senate campaign. The felons pardoned by Clinton were involved in the following crimes:

murder

kidnapping

armed bank robbery

carrying explosives during the commission of felony

burglary

distribution of crack cocaine near a school

possession of firearms by convicted felon

malicious damage to government property

conspiracy to effectuate the escape of a federal prisoner

distribution of cocaine, crack and heroin

racketeering

extortion

money laundering

conspiracy to defraud the United States

embezzlement from a federally funded program

bank fraud

[tpaine]

Only boobs & cowards fail to flag those they flame. To their shame.

[RichInOC]

I second the Jumper. That old fool still doesn't get it.

[OWK]

And you didn't even have the stones to copy me.

Wuss.

[Liz]

(Personal favorite)Jerry Rivers (er, 'Geraldo Rivera'). I *love* to see such a high-profile partisan do a complete about face. Especially when it's purely a pathetic attempt to stay in the spotlight. Trying to suck up to the crowd once his stupidity comes home to roost, and going so far as to 'embellish' his reports in a desperate cry for attention. Very good stuff. Now, if there's any justice, he'll eventually get cut from Fox.

Nice analysis of first-class Boob - the sensitive and tolerant Mr Rivera.

[Landru]

"I'll go first with a freeking hydrogen bomb."

Good point, 'KC; in fact?
Perhaps we could coin a new entry for the, "Miller's Analogy Examination"?
-A Hydrogen Bomb is to bang; what larceny is to Clinton-

...if we ever siezed-back the language, that'd actually be taught in schools! :o)

[Wm Bach]

......unless!!!!

Okay, okay, I'm checking out your thread twice. Clinton naughty, Liz nice.

[Liz]

I saw the list of symptoms before reading your first paragraph
and thought, "hmmm, I'll recommend The Mask of Sanity."

Good thinking.......

[Liz]

Okay, okay, I'm checking out your thread twice. Clinton naughty, Liz nice.

.....Liz IS nice.....sometimes naughty. too........

[F.J. Mitchell]

Or even the old, old, male Freepers. That testestorone grabs control of us at puberty and never let's go until we are in our grave. The advanced infirmitives of old age upon this mortality, eventually neutralizes the effects of it on everything but our dirty minds though, usually a long time before we depart this life.

[Liz]

Johnny bin Walker's father.

He's right up there, man.....right up there.....

[dighton]

I un-nominate OWK. So there.

[Wm Bach]

.....Liz IS nice.....sometimes naughty. too........

Excellent! I'm looking forward to the FR BOOBS OF THE YEAR thread.

[Liz]

That testestorone grabs control of us at puberty and never let's go until we are in our grave........advanced infirmitives of old age......eventually neutralizes the effects on everything but our dirty minds........

This is what I love about FR....how the male Freepers confess all of their (ahem) shortcomings to us female Freepers.

I'm on a date, right? A guy would never tell me this. Thanks F.J.

[OldFriend]

Sorry, it would have to be the voters of New York who elected Her Heinous.

[Liz]

Daschle is only eligable for the training bra nomination.

ROTFLMCO.......now that's funny.......picturing little Tommy as the "Cupless Wonder....."

[Liz]

......it would have to be the voters of New York who elected Her Heinous.

....the boobs are too numerous to mention.......

[Liz]

I'm looking forward to the FR BOOBS OF THE YEAR thread.

Wouldn't be nice to post that....naughty.....but not nice......

[Mr. Thorne]

So, can I read that as agreement?

I think I shall write a book.

All I Wanted to Know About France,
I Learned From My Wife’s Victoria’s Secret Catalog

woo hoo!