[peabers]

I am Woman by Helen Reddy, and

Chuck E's in Love by Rikki Lee Jones.

I'd rather hear fingernails on a chalkboard.

[BluesDuke]

I'd rather hear fingernails on a chalkboard.

For daring to mention Helen (Is Everybody) Reddy in the same breath with Rickie Lee Jones...you deserve to hear fingernails on the chalkboard! I hereby sentence you to...solitary confinement in a padded cell with nothing but food and water and The Brady Bunch Kids to listen to...oops! Sentence overturned on appeal, there is such a thing (still) as the Eighth Amendment!

[Tourist Guy]

I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates
you've got a brand new key
I think we should get together
and try them out you see

That thar is some serious chalkboard material!