Sticky Fingers - Winona's Got A Problem

Page Six - NY Post ^ | 12/19/01 | Richard Johnson with Paula Froehlich and Chris Wilson

[Registered]

 

[RasterMaster]

Butt-ugly isn't always external....she looks like a heroin junkie these days. You could probably use the subject of your second photo to get a similar result. It would just require more plaster and paint.

[Hard Case]

It would just require more plaster and paint.

I honestly doubt you could find that much plaster and paint.

But saying you did find enough, you would have to encase that creature in a plaster plug and whittle it down into something you could stand to look at. You wouldn't want to whittle too far, wouldn't want any of that natural ugliness coming through.

Personally I think a bucket of tar and a sack full of feathers would do wonders for her image.

[ladyinred]

So, where's the "problem"?

Obviously, the hotels would just bill her instead of accusing her of theft like they would you or I. She is a star you know and there are different standards for them.
It appears that Winona is a common thief who has been protected because of who she is.

[Hard Case]

Florida Skunk Ape? LOL!!!!!!!!

I'll admit, it was unjustly cruel but that is truly butt ugly. I had to illustrate that even if one were to think Winona is not that attractive, butt ugly is a complete misrepresentation. Sometimes it takes a whack with a mallet (or a picture of the Florida Skunk Ape) to drive the point home.

[Hard Case]

Yep, they are both much better looking than Winona. Maybe we need to get some of these freepers those little red tipped walking sticks so they don't trip off the curb right into the path of a fast moving bus.

[woofer]

statisfied s/b satisfied

Um, thanks for the clarification. I thought we were about to wmbark on a statistical analysis of Winona and her inability to curb the thirst to steal.

I once had to fight a Holiday Inn over charging me for some towels. Turned out a maid was outfitting her apartment or whatever with their linen and reporting it stolen by quests. They want an arm and a leg (no shower jokes, please) for them things. And they're USED!

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

But, "there was nothing illegal. We just put it all on her bill."

Oh, so theft of property from hotel rooms isn't illegal?????! Well, maybe not for Hollyweirdos, it ain't.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

"Those towels at the Hyatt...... they were so nice and fluffy...... I could hardly close my suitcase!"

(rim shot heard in the background)

[I_Love_My_Husband]

I think hotels are decorated pretty icky anyways. Hehe. She has been protected though. Saks and Barney's have been watching her for a month it's been reported.

[RasterMaster]

'Tar and Feathers' would be a fitting addition to that whole administration....but that is an afterthought.