Gun Nearly Kills People
SHREVEPORT, LA (DPI) - The National Rifle
Association suffered a setback to their common
wisdom "Guns don't kill people, people kill people"
when a Colt .45 caliber pistol broke out of its locked
case, went to a gun store, and shot and injured two
people. Shreveport authorities chased the pistol for
several blocks but lost it when it scurried into a
large rat hole in an alley behind the shop. "It's the
damnedest thing I have ever seen" said recovering shop
owner Dale Daleton. "I've been in this business for 20
years and didn't even know guns had legs. Pretty
friggin' freaky if you ask me." Shreveport authorities
continue their search for the gun, assuring the town's
residents that it can't possibly travel far on such
little metal legs.
(Reported by Davejames)
(From the satirical web-newspaper Daily Probe, a weekly digest that promises to outwit, outmock and outrage, becuase real news sucks.)