[sweetliberty]

"If you lurk too long at DU, you'll either grow hair on your palms or go blind."

Othr side effects include falling on the floor in uncontrollable fits of laughter, sometimes leading to incontinence. Also, friends may begin to beg you to get help before its too late. And if you register to post and say anything intelligent, you are guaranteed to be banned!

[Mensch]

I was banned from DU with only one very polite post.

[Dakmar]

Other side effects include falling on the floor in uncontrollable fits of laughter, sometimes leading to incontinence. Also, friends may begin to beg you to get help before its too late. And if you register to post and say anything intelligent, you are guaranteed to be banned!

ROTFLMAO, so sorry I missed your post before! I think a Tire-Iron should be acceptable when countering socialists, considering they've got the media on their side.