(repeated as best I can remember it told)
5 pints light cream
12 Hershey candy bars (the "regular" size, not the "fun" size which everyone knows are not any fun)
Heat up the light cream.
Stir in broken pieces of candy bars.
Drink while hot, because turns to candy and butter if it cools.
You'll sleep like a baby, and you'll be thankful for this recipe...your heart will hate it, but you will love it.