EGG NOG FROM HELL
3 of them cartons of Egg Nog
1 carton of the Liquor of Your Choice, no biggern the carton of egg nog. Make mine Everclear!
** Note: If the Liquor of Your Choice is clear and not too heavily flavored, most of the guests wont know how cheap you are. If you try to throw in yer leftover Peppermint Schnapps or Sloe Gin, it aint gonna work too well.
Get a big pitcher or punch bowl. Mix all ingredients. Dont use a metal container cuz if the liquors too strong, itll eat through the bowl.
OR - fer a smaller batch:
1 carton of Egg Nog.
Pour out one glass and feed it to the neighbors cat. Pour into the carton enough Liquor of Your Choice to almost fill the carton, but leave a little room to stir it up. This way you dont need a separate container, plus its portable if church is running too long.
Fer Fancy Eggnog:
Prepare as above, either batch'll do. Pour into individual serve glasses or styrofoam cups. Garnish with a sprinkle of nutmeg.
** Note: in this case "garnish" means a little something added to the presentation of the beverage (it dont mean losin' yer wages)