Looking for the funny stuff

12/14/01 | GOP_n_PDX

[GOP_n_PDX]

I wanna see the funniest political stuff you get in your e-mail. I mean like pictures, jokes or whatever. Just funny political stuff. I got a bunch right after 9/11 which was mostly "kill bin Laden" stuff. I just got one today that has Rudi about to push Hillary in front of subway... I'll post that one if I can figure out how to.

Can you all share this stuff with me?

Thanks

[cinciphil]

www.deadarab.com has a lot of that stuff

[GOP_n_PDX]

not really looking for dead arab stuff... rather have funny political humor, like all the "priceless" ads for Al Gore after the election, stuff like that.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

The funniest political stuff you can find on FR is usually the comments we paste in here from Democratic Underground. Are you familiar with them?

[ErnBatavia]

to #4 - Redblood - you and I got him......a setup if I ever saw one......somebody - just maybe - wants to do a "radical right wing" cut and paste?

Good time to kill this thread!

[xsive_guy]

I heard that they closed all of the Walmarts over in Afganistan, now all they have are Targets....

[JameRetief]

I have several of my own political parodies on my website. I will place the thumbnails here to give you an idea, then you can go to my website to see the full size versions.

My website is www.paybax.com. Click on the link or on the thumbnails to go to the website.

[GOP_n_PDX]

This stuff is hilarious? Do you do it all yourself, or is this stuff you got in the e-mail or what? It's great.

[JameRetief]

It's my own work. I'm trying to learn how to use Photoshop better, and thought I would use political parodies to make it entertaining.

[justkillingtime]

try strangecosmos.com lots of funny pics political and osama plus all sorts of other categories. worth a look, I got a few good laughs there.

[The Southern Right Winger]

I love this thread, keep them coming.

[Jhensy]

I've asked a few times for someone to please re-post that picture of a surprised Hillary coming out of the shower with Janet Reno and Rosie in the background. It was flat-out the funniest thing I ever saw. Anyone, please!

[GOP_n_PDX]

how do you post a picture on here, does it have to be on another server and you "img scr" it?

[tacticalogic]

Heard a lawyer joke you can have:

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

It keeps the foreskin from crawling up their chin.

[mad_as_he$$]

"'Twas the Night Before Ramadan"

by Mullah Mohammed Omar

'Twas the night before Ramadan, and all through the cave
Not a creature was stirring; it felt like a grave.
The turbans were hung by the firepit with care,
In hopes that the Air Force would not soon be there.
The soldiers were restless without any beds,
While visions of air strikes flashed into their heads.
Osama in his burkha and I in my goatskin cap,
Had just settled down for a cold, winter's nap,
When out on the ledge there arose such a clatter,
I grabbed my Kalashnikov to see what was the matter.

Away from the racket I ran like a girl, Tripped over
a goat; into a ball I did curl.
The moon shone down on the new-fallen snow
And lit up the valley with an ominous glow,
When, what (to my one good eye) should suddenly appear,
But a dozen Apaches, and tanks in the rear,
And their leader, so fearless, his troops he did push,
I knew in an instant it must be George Bush.
More rapid than eagles his forces they came,
And they whistled, and shouted, and called out our names;
"Now Omar! Osama! Muhammad! Abdul!
We come for you now; we've taken Kabul!
To the top of the cliffs! To the back of their caves!
When you chose this war, you dug your own graves!"
As the dry leaves that before the assault choppers fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, light up the sky,
So up to the ledge his forces they flew
With full magazines, and flamethrowers too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard with a thud
The explosions of Tomahawks; not one was a dud.
As I chambered my rifle, and was turning around,
Osama was there, disguised in a gown.

He was dressed all in drag, from his head to his toes,
And he said he would flee while I held off his foes;
A bundle of money he had stuffed in his pack,
He said "I'm going to Baghdad and I'm not looking back!"
His eyes were all glassy; he trembled with fear; The
American bombs, they rang in his ears.
He saddled his goat, then turned tail and fled, But
a Marine Corps sniper got him right in the head.

I watched with cold fear as his body did slump;
The goat threw him off; he fell with a thump.
And so, there I stood, my plans all destroyed,
About to suffer a fate I could not avoid;
I dropped to my knees; asked Allah for help,
His voice boomed in my ears, "You ignorant whelp!
I gave you the Bible, the Torah and Koran,
But you were too arrogant to understand,
I told you to honor your neighbors and wives;
Not to enslave them, or degrade their lives!
You invoke My name to sanction your deeds,
But you are the last thing that this world needs.
And so, I'll send you and bin Laden to Hell."
The last words I heard, as the bombs fell,
Were from George Bush himself as he mounted the wall,
"One nation, under God, with liberty and justice for all!"

[JameRetief]

how do you post a picture on here, does it have to be on another server and you "img scr" it?

Yes, none of the images you see on FR are hosted by FR. You must provide the location of the image using the "img src" tag.

[GOP_n_PDX]

This News just in:

POLAND JOINS THE COALITION--GOD BLESS THEM

Polish Marines stormed Bloomingdales Department Store in New York yesterday after its intelligence agency reported that Bed Linen was on the fourth floor.

No one was hurt.

[GOP_n_PDX]

AWESOME!!!!

[Standing Wolf]

I don't mean to tell you it was cold this morning, but I saw an assault lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.