LOL. Yes, I thought you knew me better than that by now... though I did get in trouble from some here not so long ago when I was trying to sort through both sides of the gun-control issue.
Now I have the most recent edition of Handgunner magazine on the shelf beside my desk, and my son has a picture of Eddie Eagle on his wall, so I guess I've "graduated" into right-wing wackoism on that issue too... 8-)
Correct me if I am wrong, but I suspect this "son" of which you speak was conceived in the normal way. You are truly sick.