What's it like being from the same culture that produces a ban on Santa Claus and indoor smoking?
In your reading of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol (if you lower yourself to even consider a humanist's Noel experience) is Ole Fezziwig the antagonist in your eyes?
The old liberal trick of painting with the broad brush, I see. I think that Montgomery County, Maryland is a nut house, but you go right ahead and put Santa Claus on the same moral plane as marijuana, crack, and heroin.