[Common Tator]

I wonder if Dole has jokewriters or comes up with things himself

Dole has always been able to create funny material. He does not need joke writers. But many Joke writers have stolen Dole's material.

[pollwatcher]

I remember a reporter saying Dole should "mellow" his "acid wit" to run for national office. Maybe they were just afraid of effective humor being used against their pet causes.

They were right - since RUSH has demonstrated just how many burgers can be grinded out of their sacred cows.

Now that the grinder is in motion, all we need to do now is keep the crank handle well greased (heck, publishers even sent lardbottom liberal Michael Moore back to rewrite his book)!