[strela]

Ah - another aficionado of The Devil's Dictionary!

My favorite:

HYPOCRITE, n. One who, professing virtues that he does not respect, secures the advantage of seeming to be what he depises.

[Doctor Doom]

You know where the Devil's Dictionary will lead us.

My favorite

CONSERVATIVE, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.. :)