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To: dhuffman@awod.com
Geraldo has come a long way since his tunnel days in Chicago when he revealed to the world the vast treasures in Al Capone's underground Vault.

Yes, indeed! Just yesterday, (or was it early this morning?) we on FR learned that Geraldo had changed his ascot from blue to rust brown. A color-coordinated change in keeping with the colors of the name of his new employer:The Foxx News Network.

My question is: Does anyone know if the handle of his pistol is color-coordinated with his new rust-colored ascot?

Let us hope that the handles are not a gauche pearl-handled, afterall, Geraldo is NOT General Patton!

It is important for members of "the media" to look right, even if their news "story" is not right.

87 posted on 12/12/2001 7:29:44 PM PST by Graewoulf
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To: Graewoulf
ROFLOL

You are presicely right! I'll bet "Jerry Rivers" carries when he's on one of his ocean going cruises too.

Pirates ya' know! Arrrrrrrrrr Maties! Avast and shiver me timbers ... a liberal exercising his 2A Rights. Amazing!

90 posted on 12/12/2001 7:56:44 PM PST by 2Trievers
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