[Lazamataz]

Unless Diego Garcia has changed a lot since 1978 when I was stationed there, its a 26 mile by 1 mile strip with a good airstrip, coral sand, tedium, and no women.

Give it to me. I will equip it with strip clubs, all-night casinos, a racetrack, powerboat and jetski bays, bars everywhere, internet cafes, and for income -- for export -- a factory that produced Saturday Night Special junk guns, illegal narcotics, switchblade and ballistic knives, and toilets that flushed with 2.6 gallons each flush!

That'd liven things up a little.

[Petronski]

...and toilets that flushed with 2.6 gallons each flush!

You bastard!