"THEY are the bad guys and we are but pawns in their quest for WEALTH."
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
OH NOOOO, the evil corportion's strike again!!! Should have known, they are behind every dastardly plot in the world. Where's my tin foil hat?......Ridin', did you take my hat? hehe
Yeah, I did (sheepishly). I needed something to cover the leftovers from dinner. Sorry. I'll get you a new one.