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"I have noticed that watching Hatt-Baby backward, about 15,000 times, tends to make this alcohol stuff work better."

Hmmm your "Hatt-Baby-watching-style" sounded interesting so I tried it...

I noticed no discernable difference save for a kink in my neck...

Maybe I am doing it wrong, any suggestions???

I will attempt it again with MORE alcohol while awaiting your reply...

No no no my friend...run the TAPE backward, not yourself. I tried that too, of course, but started to Mutt Poorly.

I hope that I have given you enough time to chemically insulate yourself which, as you know, is very important...or not. I forget.

Anyway, although the new treatments seem to be benefiting me...or the little elephants...(see tiny elephant bites, previous post), I have come to suspect that I am reciting the lyrics unaware...in the cockpit, here at work. So...I cannot recommend my new, backward technique enough...since I believe that my evidently loud outbursts are backward too, so not understood by the flight crew. I believe they think I am practicing a middle-eastern language, in the event of hijacking. Apparently, whatever language it originally was, is another middle-eastern language backward. I hope it doesn't say something bad...but I wouldn't know. It may be Buster Crabbe's Flash Gordon "language of the dead," for all I know. Anyway...as long as it doesn't get me fired, I'll have to accept it.

Gotta go now. Time to land this thing. Almost elephant feeding time, anyway.

All the best. I'm going to suggest we show Hatt-Baby on our next trans-Atlantic flight. Only not to the middle-east, of course. That should really attract more passengers to Pan-Am...who I fly for...I think. Oh well. Gotta land this thing. I feel another episode coming on. Should be fine. Trust me. I do.