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To: MHGinTN
I apologize for calling you a fecal floater ... that's all.

Just about the time I want to call a fellow Freeper a fecal floater I usually try to simply post:

"Thank you for sharing your personal opinion. May God Bless you abundantly."

if they really deserve the title "fecal floater" I try:

"Thank you for sharing your personal opinion. May God Bless you abundantly, illuminate your darkened intellect, and have mercy on your soul."

I think that sums it up...kinds says, "bug off you fecal floater, you are an idiot, on the straight road to Hell, here's your tin foil hat..." in a kinder, gentler, more charitable way.

I'd like to see Christian apologists here adopt this phrase, "Thank you for sharing your own personal opinion. May God Bless you abundantly, illuminate your darkened intellect, and have mercy on your soul," substituting it for "You are an insulting pissant . . . I have no respect for liars like you . . .You are the type of fecal floater I've been advised to flush rather than wrestle with."

Keep repeating "Thank you for sharing your own personal opinion. May God Bless you abundantly, illuminate your darkened intellect, and have mercy on your soul," until the idiot gets the point that further correspondence is fruitless, and their views are not welcome by you on that particular thread.

Just my own personal opinion...its probably not wise to give my personal opinions too much further thought...

70 posted on 12/12/2001 7:14:16 PM PST by Brian Kopp DPM
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To: proud2bRC
Whew, I'll have to write that down, RC, my memory isn't what it use to be, what with the clone wars and all.
71 posted on 12/12/2001 7:26:39 PM PST by MHGinTN
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To: proud2bRC
"Illuminate your darkened intellect, and have mercy on your soul!"

That is a classic line. I will be employing it left and right.

75 posted on 12/12/2001 10:14:57 PM PST by Dr. Octagon
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