[Focault's Pendulum]

Due to limitations of the former author, attributes of this personality are not available.

[tacticalogic]

If two plus two equals four, does to plus to equal for?

[Cold Heat]

I have allowed time for my Coors Light nectar to have it's usual effect while thinking about the question. I am now prepared to answer.

Let me set the stage first...................To be logged in would be equal to an active and living human who interacts with his/her environment on a philosophical and intellectual level. By doing so has some measurable effect on that same environment. Now, to answer the question why........

Because if you do not log in you would be no better than a slave to your environment. A lowly microbe of a human being.(commonly called a sheeple) A worthless resource consuming piece of baggage that has to be carried along by those who are not. (kinda like dog crap on your shoe)

[IncPen]

Is Arthur McGowan aware of all of this?

Is he logged in?

[truth_seeker]

"I am Logged in, therefore I Am." truth_seeker

[KateUTWS]

, ownership of a pocket calculator

My caluclator is not in my......POCKET!

[Species8472]

Not so much a matter of why, but of how.

[damnlimey]

"We can't say we really understand it, but we'd be doing you a disservice if we didn't direct you to The Soy Bomber Manifesto."
- Mr. Showbiz/ABCNEWS.COM

Attention people of Amerikkka!
Burn the Cheese!

We are the Soy Bomb Nation, a global grassroots movement dedicated to reclaiming the media from the corporate cheesemongers, and disrupting their mindless cheese products with explosions of artistic expression and individuality.

[Cleburne]

I will attempt to rectify your troubled mental-physical situation with a poorly constructed, for effect, poem detailing the question, that yea, presses us all, of why am I logged in?

Over my hands and soul washed in the mist
Of time and connection all burnt
Why am I logged in.

The raven cries into the night sky
Woken from his icy perch
His connection is fallen again
And he asks, he rasps in a imemorial chorus
Why oh why am I not logged in?

I ask into the sky
All filled with broken answers
And traces washed away
Why am I logged in.

For some distant time ahead I query myself
I seek and I seek like a moose
Thrown to the reed on the loch
But the answer is far, far, in the mist
May'n you tell me
Why am I logged in?

[scottiewottie]

Oh! Philosophical Discussion! Now that's different!

[Captal de Buch]

I am logged in, therefore I am.

[a_federalist]

"It was a query posed to those with analytic acumen, ownership of a pocket calculator"

I kept getting "overflow error" on my calculator. That's why I had to wing it. Was my answer correct or is that too one dimensional?

[ReaganGirl]

All your query are belong to us!

Now I have to go see a guy about a moose.

[BlueLancer]

"Where's all the white women at?"

Sheriff Bart
Blazing Saddles

[m87339]

3 year Bump just for the heck of it