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Why Am I Logged In??? A Philosophical Discussion
under a rock in NJ. | Focault

Posted on 12/10/2001 12:29:00 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum

Why am I logged in??? Why are any of us logged in?

On August 22, 2001 I posed the question Am I Logged In??? It was a simple question. It was a question making no accusation, nor absolving blame. It was constructed to be an imperfect (why else ask the question) iambic pentameter haiku. It was a query posed to those with analytic acumen, ownership of a pocket calculator, and the decency of fellow human beings who have the courtesy to close their tags. I felt sure that in kind, the responses would come from engineers, construction project managers, and at least one guy I know who works under the NY subway fixing stuff!

The question I fear, was too linear,and after a fashion, as is my wont, found myself pondering the allegorical, rather than the literal. This is certainly not a quest I take on lightly. Surely there must be at least the semblance of an explanation. I do so with right minded heart. I will seek the answers that allude me. I will do this forthwright and soberly. Especially since I have to deny my favorite adult beverage...Johnnie Walker Red, as the current world situation conjures up too many unshaven images.

Somewhere, my good friends, the answer awaits. Until then I remain always, your good, faithful, (and prescription med deprived),Focault

P.S. A quote from Robert Bolt's play, A Man For All Seasons...."If you must make trouble, make the sort of trouble that's expected."


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To: Focault's Pendulum
Is Arthur McGowan aware of all of this?

Is he logged in?

81 posted on 12/10/2001 1:57:17 PM PST by IncPen
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To: Focault's Pendulum
"I am Logged in, therefore I Am." truth_seeker
82 posted on 12/10/2001 1:59:50 PM PST by truth_seeker
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To: gjenkins
Hmmm ... probably a whole puppeteer in there.

Well, at least all the really important parts.

83 posted on 12/10/2001 2:00:19 PM PST by tacticalogic
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To: wirestripper
The bunny ticked me off. I think he was a disrupter.

Nah, he was just the front man. The moose put him up to it.

84 posted on 12/10/2001 2:01:25 PM PST by tacticalogic
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To: tacticalogic
LOL! you may be right.
85 posted on 12/10/2001 2:03:27 PM PST by Cold Heat
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To: Focault's Pendulum
, ownership of a pocket calculator

My caluclator is not in my......POCKET!

86 posted on 12/10/2001 2:04:26 PM PST by KateUTWS
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Not so much a matter of why, but of how.


87 posted on 12/10/2001 2:05:21 PM PST by Species8472
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To: Focault's Pendulum

"We can't say we really understand it, but we'd be doing you a disservice if we didn't direct you to The Soy Bomber Manifesto."
- Mr. Showbiz/ABCNEWS.COM

Attention people of Amerikkka!
Burn the Cheese!

We are the Soy Bomb Nation, a global grassroots movement dedicated to reclaiming the media from the corporate cheesemongers, and disrupting their mindless cheese products with explosions of artistic expression and individuality.

88 posted on 12/10/2001 2:05:55 PM PST by damnlimey
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To: KateUTWS
Purse?
89 posted on 12/10/2001 2:08:16 PM PST by Cold Heat
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To: Focault's Pendulum
I will attempt to rectify your troubled mental-physical situation with a poorly constructed, for effect, poem detailing the question, that yea, presses us all, of why am I logged in?

Over my hands and soul washed in the mist
Of time and connection all burnt
Why am I logged in.

The raven cries into the night sky
Woken from his icy perch
His connection is fallen again
And he asks, he rasps in a imemorial chorus
Why oh why am I not logged in?

I ask into the sky
All filled with broken answers
And traces washed away
Why am I logged in.

For some distant time ahead I query myself
I seek and I seek like a moose
Thrown to the reed on the loch
But the answer is far, far, in the mist
May'n you tell me
Why am I logged in?

90 posted on 12/10/2001 2:13:49 PM PST by Cleburne
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To: wirestripper
Gotta go. Have to share my limited bandwidth with the rest of the family. I leave you with my favorite quote.......

"To be, or not to be."

91 posted on 12/10/2001 2:15:51 PM PST by Cold Heat
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Oh! Philosophical Discussion! Now that's different!
92 posted on 12/10/2001 2:27:47 PM PST by scottiewottie
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To: Focault's Pendulum
I am logged in, therefore I am.
95 posted on 12/10/2001 2:35:57 PM PST by Captal de Buch
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To: one_particular_harbour; innocentbystander
Gillian Anderson and Bella. I'd describe more, but I don't want to get banned.....

You know you could sell tickets to the filming, I think there would be a large audience for such theatrical work ;-)

97 posted on 12/10/2001 2:57:44 PM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: Dan from Michigan
That's smooth man... go ahead, have some.
98 posted on 12/10/2001 2:58:44 PM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: Focault's Pendulum
"It was a query posed to those with analytic acumen, ownership of a pocket calculator"

I kept getting "overflow error" on my calculator. That's why I had to wing it. Was my answer correct or is that too one dimensional?

99 posted on 12/10/2001 3:04:25 PM PST by a_federalist
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To: Focault's Pendulum
All your query are belong to us!

Now I have to go see a guy about a moose.

100 posted on 12/10/2001 3:10:43 PM PST by ReaganGirl
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