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Why Am I Logged In??? A Philosophical Discussion
under a rock in NJ. | Focault

Posted on 12/10/2001 12:29:00 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum

Why am I logged in??? Why are any of us logged in?

On August 22, 2001 I posed the question Am I Logged In??? It was a simple question. It was a question making no accusation, nor absolving blame. It was constructed to be an imperfect (why else ask the question) iambic pentameter haiku. It was a query posed to those with analytic acumen, ownership of a pocket calculator, and the decency of fellow human beings who have the courtesy to close their tags. I felt sure that in kind, the responses would come from engineers, construction project managers, and at least one guy I know who works under the NY subway fixing stuff!

The question I fear, was too linear,and after a fashion, as is my wont, found myself pondering the allegorical, rather than the literal. This is certainly not a quest I take on lightly. Surely there must be at least the semblance of an explanation. I do so with right minded heart. I will seek the answers that allude me. I will do this forthwright and soberly. Especially since I have to deny my favorite adult beverage...Johnnie Walker Red, as the current world situation conjures up too many unshaven images.

Somewhere, my good friends, the answer awaits. Until then I remain always, your good, faithful, (and prescription med deprived),Focault

P.S. A quote from Robert Bolt's play, A Man For All Seasons...."If you must make trouble, make the sort of trouble that's expected."


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To: dubyaismypresident
mouth of a cat

Ohhhhhhhhh....I can't say it.....

41 posted on 12/10/2001 12:51:10 PM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Well, I dunno. I mean, you can take the existential approach, and posit that there may not be a "why" involved, that being logged in is an indissoluble part of your nature and isn't really separable from your very being. That's what I tell my friends when they say "BtD, why are you such a jerk?"
42 posted on 12/10/2001 12:51:53 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Bad attention is better than no attention?
43 posted on 12/10/2001 12:52:10 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: Bella_Bru
Ohhhhhhhhh....I can't say it.....

Come on, say it... you can just whisper it, if you like...

44 posted on 12/10/2001 12:52:31 PM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: Bella_Bru
Oh my goodness, you're bad.
45 posted on 12/10/2001 12:53:21 PM PST by StoneColdGOP
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To: RikaStrom; xsmommy; hobbes; Constitution Day; maxwell; LoanPalm; Cool Guy; Dan from Michigan
Why are we are logged in, and are we really logged in or so we just think we are.

If you ping in the woods and no one is around to hear it, is it still a ping?

46 posted on 12/10/2001 12:54:36 PM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: StoneColdGOP; dubyaismypresident
Stone, would you rather be in the mouth of my cat?
47 posted on 12/10/2001 12:55:22 PM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: Bella_Bru
Oh, you are a naughty one, aren't ya....
48 posted on 12/10/2001 12:56:00 PM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Why am I logged in???

Because you ignored the mote in my eye.

49 posted on 12/10/2001 12:56:27 PM PST by Carolina
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To: dubyaismypresident
Yes, and because Stone is no longer able to play, for reasons maybe he'll share with you, I'll need to be punished by someone. You busy?
50 posted on 12/10/2001 12:56:52 PM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: Billthedrill
Jeez, and I thought I came up with that one.
52 posted on 12/10/2001 12:57:16 PM PST by m1911
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To: Bella_Bru
You busy?

I am leaving work in 5 minutes, I'm sure you'll have no trouble finding someone else to punish you ;-)

53 posted on 12/10/2001 12:58:17 PM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: one_particular_harbour
Sure!
54 posted on 12/10/2001 12:58:21 PM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: dubyaismypresident
Damn....
55 posted on 12/10/2001 12:58:38 PM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: Bella_Bru
Nothing in here!

56 posted on 12/10/2001 12:58:57 PM PST by Khepera
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To: innocentbystander
And you come on FR because you are an SPG member.
59 posted on 12/10/2001 1:02:03 PM PST by Bella_Bru
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