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Why Am I Logged In??? A Philosophical Discussion
under a rock in NJ. | Focault

Posted on 12/10/2001 12:29:00 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum

Why am I logged in??? Why are any of us logged in?

On August 22, 2001 I posed the question Am I Logged In??? It was a simple question. It was a question making no accusation, nor absolving blame. It was constructed to be an imperfect (why else ask the question) iambic pentameter haiku. It was a query posed to those with analytic acumen, ownership of a pocket calculator, and the decency of fellow human beings who have the courtesy to close their tags. I felt sure that in kind, the responses would come from engineers, construction project managers, and at least one guy I know who works under the NY subway fixing stuff!

The question I fear, was too linear,and after a fashion, as is my wont, found myself pondering the allegorical, rather than the literal. This is certainly not a quest I take on lightly. Surely there must be at least the semblance of an explanation. I do so with right minded heart. I will seek the answers that allude me. I will do this forthwright and soberly. Especially since I have to deny my favorite adult beverage...Johnnie Walker Red, as the current world situation conjures up too many unshaven images.

Somewhere, my good friends, the answer awaits. Until then I remain always, your good, faithful, (and prescription med deprived),Focault

P.S. A quote from Robert Bolt's play, A Man For All Seasons...."If you must make trouble, make the sort of trouble that's expected."


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To: riley1992; one_particular_harbour; Slip18; Doctor Doom; dubyaismypresident; SeaDragon
Attention all SPG members. PLease come and either: Ignore this thread or turn it into a memorable/almost pulled/lost SPG members special.
21 posted on 12/10/2001 12:41:48 PM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: one_particular_harbour
Test post?

Yes...you passed.

22 posted on 12/10/2001 12:41:53 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum
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To: Focault's Pendulum
I'm logged in because my middle name is Brie.
23 posted on 12/10/2001 12:42:59 PM PST by Catspaw
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To: one_particular_harbour
Test post?

More like (ahem!) Post Testes!

24 posted on 12/10/2001 12:43:04 PM PST by MeekOneGOP
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To: Bella_Bru
I shall ignore this thread and go bite my cheese... or something.
25 posted on 12/10/2001 12:43:05 PM PST by StoneColdGOP
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To: one_particular_harbour
Lawyer...
26 posted on 12/10/2001 12:43:35 PM PST by StoneColdGOP
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To: StoneColdGOP; one_particular_harbour
Babe, I think OPH has some good marketing ideas. Let's give it a try. ;-)
28 posted on 12/10/2001 12:45:02 PM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: Focault's Pendulum
It is round. It is the "roundness". Round. 0.
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30 posted on 12/10/2001 12:45:47 PM PST by Pete
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To: Focault's Pendulum
The question I fear, was too linear,and after a fashion, as is my wont, found myself pondering the allegorical, rather than the literal. This is certainly not a quest I take on lightly. Surely there must be at least the semblance of an explanation. I do so with right minded heart. I will seek the answers that allude me. I will do this forthwright and soberly. Especially since I have to deny my favorite adult beverage...Johnnie Walker Red, as the current world situation conjures up too many unshaven images.

It is DEFINITELY the time to swing back, Pendulum.

P.S. Try the Black Label, it's better; as well as the single-malts.

31 posted on 12/10/2001 12:46:52 PM PST by TopQuark
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32 posted on 12/10/2001 12:47:21 PM PST by damnlimey
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To: Bella_Bru
Thanks for the Ping, I'll start ignoring it immediately....
33 posted on 12/10/2001 12:47:21 PM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: one_particular_harbour
No, you've got me all wrong.

I don't like you because you're a lawyer. I don't trust you because I know you. ;-)

34 posted on 12/10/2001 12:47:34 PM PST by StoneColdGOP
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I'm logged in because my middle name is Brie.

My name is Jack.

Jack Colby.

35 posted on 12/10/2001 12:47:35 PM PST by Eddeche
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OPH, could we get Gillian Anderson to do a scene with us?
36 posted on 12/10/2001 12:48:18 PM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: Bella_Bru; Ron Jeremy
:-)
37 posted on 12/10/2001 12:48:31 PM PST by StoneColdGOP
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Beer.
38 posted on 12/10/2001 12:49:51 PM PST by nonliberal
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Lawyer
Hmph. You act as if I can't be trusted because of it.

Ancient proverb; it is safer to be a mouse in the mouth of a cat, than to be in the hands of a lawyer.

39 posted on 12/10/2001 12:50:11 PM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: Focault's Pendulum
What is the sound of one finger typing?
40 posted on 12/10/2001 12:51:03 PM PST by m1911
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