[Oschisms]

I can't believe noone's mentioned this one:

"Didn't God tell us not to eat that?"
"Hey, you're pretty uptight for a naked chick."
Homer as Adam to Marge as Eve in the Garden of Eden.

[irish guard]

I love the one where Homer is bored in church and is singing that Gary Glitter tune, the one they play at basketball games, in his head.....da da da da da da HEY! Doesn't translate well in type, but it is histerical