[cactmh]

True, however, let's not let dreams of untold riches interfere with the fact that many lives will be lost on our side if we end up in a war. War should be avoided IF possible.

[Don Joe]

"War should be avoided IF possible."

War, with North Korea?

Simple -- we set up two tables. The first one, located in between the two opposing forces, has a sign facing North that says "Place rifle here, and proceed South".

The second table, located well to the South of the border, has a sign that says "Place right hand here for rubber stamping, and line up to the right. Your free Happy Meals will be delivered as soon as you are processed into POW camp. Have a nice day."