[StoneColdGOP]

"Well what'll it be your feller, do you want us to lie on the ground or stand still with our hands in the air? If we stand here we won't be lyin' down, and ifin we lies down we're gonna be in motion."

[fourscore]

Prison Psychiatrist to Large Male Convict: Why do you say you feel like a woman trapped in a man's body?

Large Male Convict: Well...sometimes I gets me the menstrual cramps real bad.