"No matter where you go, there you are" - Peter Weller
The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai: Across the 8th Dimension!
"Get yourself a Glock and lose that nickel plated sissy pistol." - Tommy Lee Jones
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Excellent line, but I'm partial to: "Laugh all you want, a-monkeyboy!" John Lithgow in The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai: Across the 8th Dimension.
Another great line: "Danny, a flute with no holes is not a flute... and a donut with no holes is a danish. Mananananana nanananan nanananan..." Chevy Chase, Caddyshack