If I get outta this thing alive, I swear to f-in God, I'm gonna dance a jig.
Or..."I can't figure out which one of you guys looks most like my d----."
But that film is full of memorable lines!
""It just happened. It could have happened to anybody. It was an accident right. You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidently (censored) my wife. Geez I'm so sorry Mrs H. I guess this just isn't my week."""
"I didn't vote for you, you sonovabi***"
"Head or Gut?"
"I think we're witnessing the death of good journalism, Lynn"
"Furrytom here this is the first (cat) you have seen in a long long time..."
Why did Mr Milo Cross the Road? I don't know, why. Because, his @$&@$ was stuck in the chicken!!