[Mad Dawgg]

Ok I got one to start off the show!

A definite Classic and one of my all-time Favorites!

"That's it, man. Game over, man! Game over!"

[CatOwner]

"I crap bigger than you." - City Slickers

[ambrose]

Big fat guy looking down at a busted toilet: "I tore it out"...

Charles Bronson looks disgusted and walks away... Fat goes tries to jump Bronson.... Bronson shoves the fat guy's head through the bars....Fat guy screams like crazy...

-Death Wish 3

[Rainbow Rising]

"She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?" -- Norman Bates in Psycho

[Zon]

Take me to bed or lose me forever. -- Meg Ryan to Goose, Top Gun

[ambrose]

"Get your stinking paws off of me you damn dirty ape!"

[Zon]

Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. -- Hondo

[Zon]

Stupid is as stupid does. -- Tom Hanks, Forest Gump

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

I am William Wallace. And, I see a whole army of my country men, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as freemen, and freemen you are. What will you do without freedom?! Will you fight?

No . . . we will run . . . and we will live.

Aye. Fight and you may die. Run and you'll live, at least a while. And, dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance -- just one chance -- to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!

You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And, I go to make sure that they have it.

Why should I agree to swap one tyrant three thousand miles away for three thousand tyrants one mile away?

[alaskanfan]

" That's pretty bold talk for a one eyed fat man"....."Fill your hand you son of bitch". --from True Grit.

"We've seen what you can do with a boy..How are you when they come a little bigger?"--from The Cowboys

[flying Elvis]

"Mendacity!" Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
"Dying ain't much of a living boy" Josey Wells
"What in the wide wide world of sports is a going on here?" Blazing Saddles
"The dingos ate my baby" A Cry in the Dark
"She gives great helmet" Spaceballs
"Here's Johnny!" The Shining

[Rainbow Rising]

One more before bedtime.

"Here's Johnny!" -- The Shining

[Vortex]

"Get mad at dem dar eggs."

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

"This Business will get out of hand, it will get out of hand and someone will get hurt."

"Yes, have some."

"Sometimes, the grass don't grow, the rivers don't flow, and the wind don't blow."

[SunTzuWu]

"What is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women."

from Conan The Barbarian

[Zon]

You talkin' to me? -- Robert De Niro, Taxi Driver

[wayne_shrugged]

"Who could ever know the smell of honeysuckle could smell like murder...?"

Walter Neff (Fred MacMurray) in "Double Indemnity" with Barbara Stanwyck.

[BluesDuke]

I have these nominees:

You know, I think we live two lives - the life we learn with, and the life we live with what we learn. - Glenn Close as Iris, to Robert Redford's Roy Hobbs, The Natural

My careereth is over, I am making a horse's asseth of myselfeth! - Richard Dreyfuss as Elliott Garfield, lashing in frustration over an off-Broadway director making him play Richard III as gay, in The Goodbye Girl.

If she can stand it, I can - play it! - Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca (This is the line which usually gets mistranslated as "Play it again, Sam.")

Ad agency honcho: We'd like your opinion on some...ah, clothes for teenagers.
George Harrison: Oh, yes, I'd be quite prepared for that eventuality.
- The Beatles, A Hard Day's Night

I moved you in here because I thought we could have some laughs, but getting a clear picture on Channel 2 is not my idea of whoopee. - Walter Matthau, The Odd Couple

My mother is the only one who reached the level of "Shabbat shalominess" I'm looking for. - Ben Stiller as young Rabbi Jake Schram, Keeping the Faith

There's no crying in baseball! - Tom Hanks, A League of Their Own

Whaddya think this is, the Army, where you shoot from a mile away? You gotta get up close and ba-da bing! you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit. - James Caan, The Godfather

Leave the gun. (Pause) Take the canolis. - Richard Castellano as Clemenza, to button man Rocco Lampone, after executing Paulie Gatto in the car for treachery, in The Godfather

If you have to take your wife out to dinner in the middle of the week, you must be screwing somebody. - Ali MacGraw as Jenny, to Ryan O'Neal's Oliver, Love Story.

Coconut Arms...Yes, we have a dining room. If it's fish, we have it. If it's meat, we have it. If it's fowl, we've had it too long. - Groucho Marx, The Cocoanuts.

...just for openers...

[Maven]

From The Lion in Winter":

Henry II, King of England: Now see here, boy...
Philip II, King of France: I am a king--I am no man's "boy"!
Henry II, King of England: A king? Because you put your ass on purple cushions?!

Henry II, King of England: The sky is pocked with stars. What eyes the wise men must have had to see one more among so many.

Prince Richard: We could tangle spiders in the webs you weave.

Henry II, King of England: I found out the way your mind works and the kind of man you are. I know your plans and expectations--you've burbled every bit of strategy you've got. I know exactly what you will do, and exactly what you won't, and I've told you exactly nothing. To these aged eyes, boy, that's what winning looks like!

Henry II, King of England: I'm villifying you for God's sake--pay attention!

Eleanor of Aquitaine: I could peel you like a pear and God himself would call it justice!

Eleanor of Aquitaine: What would you have me do? Give out? Give up? Give in?
Henry II, King of England: Give me a little peace.
Eleanor of Aquitaine: A little? Why so modest? How about eternal peace? Now there's a thought.

Eleanor of Aquitaine: [to her jewelry] I'd hang you from the nipples, but you'd shock the children.

Eleanor of Aquitaine: I made Louis take me on Crusade. I dressed my women as Amazons and we rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled.

Eleanor of Aquitaine: Henry's bed is Henry's province, he may people it with sheep if he wishes. Which upon occasion he has done.

Prince Richard: So! The royal corkscrew finds ME twisted?

Prince John: A knife! He's got a knife!
Eleanor of Aquitaine: Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're all barbarians!

Prince Geoffrey: I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it. [smiles] We're a knowledgeable family.

Prince Richard: I never heard a corpse complain of how it got so cold.

Henry II, King of England: Women! I could have conquered all of Europe, but I had women in my life.

From "1776"

John Dickinson: Mr. Jefferson, Mr. Lee, Mr. Hopkins, Dr. Franklin, why have you joined this... incendiary little man, this BOSTON radical? This demagouge, this MADMAN?
John Adams: Are you calling me a madman, you, you... you FRIBBLE!
Ben Franklin: Easy John.
John Adams: You cool, cosiderate men. You hang to the rear on every issue so that if we should go under, you'll still remain afloat!
John Dickinson: Are you calling me a coward?
John Adams: Yes... coward!
John Dickinson: Madman!
John Adams: Landlord!
John Dickinson: LAWYER!

[Praying to God in song]
John Adams: A little flood, a simple famine, plagues of locusts everywhere, or a cataclysmic earhtquake, I'd accept with some despair. But no, you send us Congress! Good God, sir, was that fair?

Benjamin Franklin: Calling me an Englishman is like callling an ox a bull: he's grateful for the honor, but he'd rather have restored what's rightfully his.
[Laughter from Congress]
John Dickinson: When did you first notice they were missing, sir?
[More laughter]

John Adams: I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace; that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress!!

John Adams: At a stage in life when other men prosper, I'm reduced to living in Philadelphia.

John Adams: God help us.
Ben Franklin: Oh, he will, John. He will.

Ben Franklin: Revolutions come into this world like bastard children. Half improvised and half compromised.

John Adams: This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to have to offend SOMEbody!

[As they stand on the sidewalk below Jefferson's apartment]
John Adams: This is positively indecent!
Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Oh, John, they're young and they're in love.
John Adams: Not them, Franklin. Us! Standing out here, waiting for them to... I mean, what will people think?
Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Don't worry, John. The history books will clean it up.

From "Casablanca," some very worthwhile lines that I haven't seen quoted yet:

Annina: Monsieur Rick, what kind of a man is Captain Renault?
Rick: Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so.

Rick Blaine: I remember Paris perfectly. The Germans wore grey, you wore blue.

[About Rick.]
Major Strasser: You give him credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American.
Captain Renault: We musn't underestimate American blundering. I was with them when they blundered into Berlin in 1918.

Yvonne: Where were you last night?
Rick Blaine: That's so long ago, I don't remember.
Yvonne: Will I see you tonight?
Rick Blaine: I never make plans that far ahead.

Victor Laszlo: Welcome back to the fight. This time I know our side will win.

[brat]

"Frankly Scarlette, I don't give a damn."

[alaskanfan]

"What a set of knockers."....Young Frankenstein

[rightofrush]

Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges! - Mexican bandit in The Treasure of Sieria Madre.

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body! - an otherwise forgetable "B" movie.