[Mad Dawgg]

Ok I got one to start off the show!

A definite Classic and one of my all-time Favorites!

"That's it, man. Game over, man! Game over!"

[Mercuria]

"We keep you alive to serve this ship. So row well...and live." Quintus Arius (Jack Hawkins) - Ben-Hur

[stylin19a]

"They're on double secret probation."

"I've decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes...Take this down: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West...I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, a$$- kickers, sh$t-kickers, and Methodists!"

"Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night."

"Top of the world, ma....top of the world !"

"who are those guys ?"

"Dupea: I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.
Waitress: (She points to the menu) No substitutions.
Dupea: What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?
Waitress: Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two - a plain omelette. It comes with cottage fries and rolls.
Dupea: Yeah, I know what it comes with. But it's not what I want.
Waitress: Well, I'll come back when you make up your mind.
Dupea: Wait a minute. I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes on the plate, a cup of coffee, and a side order of wheat toast.
Waitress: I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast...an English muffin or a coffee roll.
Dupea: What do you mean you don't make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don't you?
Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?
Dupea: ...You've got bread and a toaster of some kind?
Waitress: I don't make the rules.
Dupea: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress (spitefully): You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Dupea: I want you to hold it between your knees".

"I bet in one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she don't know whether to s--t or wind her wristwatch.

"

[Rain-maker]

"Do you feel lucky punk?!"
Dirty Harry

[Mayor Of Simpleton]

From "Bull Durham".....

[LaLoosh challenged Davis to a fight]

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh(Tim Robbins): I don't hit no man first.

Crash Davis(Kevin Costner): All right, then... [throws him a baseball] ...hit me in the chest with that.

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: I'd kill you!

Crash Davis: Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f...ing boat

[good1]

Of course the timeless wisdom of Mary Poppins must be acknowledged.

"If you must, you must." And "Well begun is half done."

[SmartBlonde]

Rosebud.

[rockfish59]

it might already be posted but:

'they're not human, they're democrats'!
(from 'day the earth stood still')

'i love you, mildred'
(laurence harvey to kim novak in 'of human bondage')

'anyone tell you guys you're getting ripe'?
(john garfield to fellow marines in 'pride of the marines')

'i never drink......wine'
(bela lugosi in 'dracula')

[jrewingjr]

Some good ones:

Joey, you like movies about gladiators?- Airplane
On my command, unleash hell! Gladiator
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.-The Graduate
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.-Silence of the Lambs
Those aren’t pillows!-Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

And my favorite:

I’m going to take this right foot and I’m going to wop you on that side of your face…and you know what?
There’s not a damn thing you’re going to be able to do about it.- Billy Jack

[jwh_Denver]

"Your mouthwash ain't making it". Dirty Harry

"Negative waves, what's with all the negative waves?" Kellies Heros. Heck, I've forgotten the best ones.

"Come out to the coast, have a few laughs". Die Hard

"After the franchise wars we've got one restaurant to go to. Taco Bell". Some Stallone movie.

"Roy! What's wrong"? "I just tried to fire down a thousand year old Twinkie" Die Hard

"Does it sound like I'm ordering a f%$#@ing pizza!?" Die Hard

"Some of you boys go back and get some dimes!" Blazin Saddles

[good1]

On a more serious note, here's one from The 13th Warrior

Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers
Lo, there do I see the Line of My People back to the beginning;
Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them;
In the Halls of Velhallah, where the Brave live forever.

[everclear]

How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Someday they may be scarce.

[cliff630]

What was it Richard Widmark said as he pushed the old wheelchair-bound lady
down the stairs in "Kiss of Death?"

His comment & demonic laughter made his career.

[ArneFufkin]

Best of all time: Terminator: "I'll be back".

"Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid": "Who are those guys?"

"Top Secret" (On the origin of his name 'Nick'): "My father came up with it while shaving."

Woody Allen after being complimented on his romantic prowess: "Thanks, I practice a lot on my own." (Love and Death?)

Eastwood medley: "Outlaw Josie Wales" - Clint "Seems everytime I get to like somebody, they're not around long" Indian cohort: "I've seen that when you DON'T like someone, they're not around long either." Clint in Eiger Sanction: "You scare me, and I don't like being scared." "A man's got to know his limitations."

Otter consolingly to Dorfman after his Caddy was demoliished during the road trip in 'Animal House': "Hey, you f****d up! You trusted us!"

"When Harry Met Sally": "Harry: ... Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he always wants to have sex with her. Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive? Harry: Nuh, you pretty much wanna nail'em too."

From "They call me Bruce": "women treat me like a sex object ... whenever I want sex, they object."

From "Liar Liar": "Dad, my teacher told me that all beauty comes from inside." "Son, that's what ugly people say."

[jrewingjr]

Since "You'll shoot you eye out!" was already rightfully mentioned, I will offer this up as my holiday quote:

"There he stood, Scott Farkus, staring out at us with his yellow eyes. So help me God he had YELLOW EYES!" - A Christmas Story

[gracie1]

We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigaretts, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!

[ganesha]

Focus Power Daniel Son

"So, she's a dog"

"Here's Mr squirrel and Mr Rabbit friends of Mr Gopher" (while making animals out of plastic explosives)

"Why don't you let off a little steam Bennet"
"What did you do with Sully?......I had to let him go."

[Rudder]

I am Sparticus.

[Sloth]

from Top Secret:

Dr. Flammond: "A year ago, I was close to perfecting the first magnetic desalinization process. So revolutionary, it was capable of removing the salt of over 500 million gallons of sea water a day. Do you realize what that could mean to the starving nations of the earth?"

Nick: "Wow, they would have enough salt to last them forever."

[medved]

Eastwood, in Good/Bad/Ugly:

"No, God's not on our side, because God hates IDIOTS too..."

[Jimmy Valentine]

"Fasten your seatbelts, We're in for a bumpy night" Betty Davis

"I find your lack of belief disturbing" Darth Vader, choking the crap out of an empire officer

"Badges, we got no badges. We don't got to show you no stinking badges" Treasure of the Sierra Madre

Last, one of my all time favorites: Jeff Lebowsky: "You picked me because you though the straight people wouldn't care about somebody like me a jobless loser" Answer: "Well?...Aren't You?" Lebowsky: "Well........Yeah," The Big Lebowsky

Regards,