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To: Gracey; nopardons; VA Advogado; zip; summer; LarryLied; GussiedUp; Twins613; All
Since Larry didn't come back to tell another joke, here is a True Story as my thank you.

A TRUE STORY Great true lawyer story! (Can you say "too smart for one's own good"?)

A Charlotte, NC, man having purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stock-pile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the man stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued....and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the man for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

NOW FOR THE BEST PART

After the man cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

-This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Darwin Award Contest

434 posted on 12/08/2001 7:48:01 PM PST by JD86
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To: JD86; LarryLied
Larry is all talk no walk. :(
435 posted on 12/08/2001 7:51:15 PM PST by VA Advogado
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To: IncPen; deadhead; The Raven; 1 FELLOW FREEPER; bluesagewoman; Amelia; reaganite; screed; Howlin...
ANNOUNCEMENT

436 posted on 12/08/2001 7:58:12 PM PST by JD86
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To: JD86
LOL - True story? Payback...what is it again? Oh that's right -- A BITCH!
449 posted on 12/08/2001 9:41:18 PM PST by F16Fighter
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To: JD86
That story had a ring of untruth to it, so I went on a search. The guy did not win a Criminal Lawyers's Darwin Award, but the story is in the Urban Legends Hall of Fame.

Urban Legends Page

450 posted on 12/08/2001 11:21:17 PM PST by P-Marlowe
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To: JD86
Sounds like the Judge in this case wasn't stupid. He didn't define what kind of fire? That's hilarious, and it shows you what goes around comes around. It also looks like some lawyers were wide awake(insurance company).
453 posted on 12/09/2001 6:54:38 AM PST by freekitty
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To: JD86
This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Darwin Award Contest

I read this before, maybe in the journal For the Defense. I thought it was hilarious.

Question about pre-nups for second (or whatever) marriages: what if neither spouse has much assets (no property/house); and little 401K carried over from before second marriage, etc.? In other words, if second marriage is where the couple will, in effect, gather their greatest material possessions, what need would there be for a prenuptial? Can not the small amount of material possessions be in a Will (i.e., jewelery and collectibles of hers to go to her children)?

454 posted on 12/09/2001 7:29:51 AM PST by nicmarlo
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To: JD86
Great post #434! What a story!!! :)
459 posted on 12/09/2001 3:07:36 PM PST by summer
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To: JD86
That's a wonderful story, JD86.
Ain't lawyering fun!!
477 posted on 12/11/2001 11:53:53 AM PST by exodus
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