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To: Twins613; JD86
Ok..Ok...here is the joke:

A frail, elderly poor widow goes to her long time family lawyer to make out a will.

They agreed on a price for a simple will: $100.

The widow gives her lawyer a crisp new $100 bill.

After she leaves, the lawyer discovers she had given him two $100 bills stuck together.

"This poses an ethical dilemma, " her lawyer thought to himself, "do I keep the entire $200 for myself, or do I split it with my partner?"


180 posted on 12/06/2001 8:34:25 PM PST by LarryLied
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To: LarryLied
What's the joke?
228 posted on 12/06/2001 10:15:20 PM PST by JD86
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To: LarryLied
It was worth the wait. ROFL
251 posted on 12/07/2001 3:17:23 AM PST by zip
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