How about Colon Blow?
LOL!!! Good, but too close to those UK wankers 'Massive Attack', unless it was a 'Massive Attack' cover band--then it would be funny.
My personal favorite is my Bro-in-laws band:
The Jonnie Cats
It was a Cow-punk band with 3 guys named Jon and 'The Asian Sensation'.
My two favorite names are:
'Katie's Nuts' for a gothabilly band and
'Towers of Silence' for that goth feel...