You know you're from Alabama...

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[Texaggie79]

RedNeck Ping YA'LL

[SpottedBeaver]

Heh, now I'm waiting for the Texas version. Thanks Texaggie.

[SGCOS]

25. You think the U. of Georgia football game is important.

[SGCOS]

You know you're a Tex Aggie if your Dean orders all American flags be taken down. &^(

[gcruse]

This could just as easily be any other
state in the South/Southwest.

[untenured]

6. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.

Um, pretty funny stuff, but "fix" is generally a verb in the civilized 49 too, even when you just want to fix your car. :)

[Fiddlstix]

Bump

[fooman]

I always thought that you somehow had to work in the car on cinder blocks part of the joke

[Texaggie79]

Dean? Puleez

[Rocky]

This could just as easily be any other state in the South/Southwest.

I thought so, too. But numbers 5 and 8 certainly don't apply to Houston.

[okie01]

25. You know it is better to root for Auburn or Alabama, thus alienating half your neighbors, than to claim neutrality...and alienate all of them.

[Southack]

"19. You know whether another Alabamian is from southern, middle, or northern Alabama as soon as they open their mouth."

No, no, no. Get it right now.

19. You know whether another Alabamian is from southern, middle, or northern Alabama as soon as you see the first two digits on their license plate. Sorority girls in Alabama know from where you hail and who can vouch for you there - before you even get out of your car on your first date. They may or may not be interested in your car, but they are CERTAINLY interested in those first two license plate digits.

If you aren't from the "right" area and you want a respectable wife (see my profile for hypothetical), then you'd better get yourself a customized car tag to even make it through the first date.

[lugsoul]

Nope - not even if you're an Auburn fan. Alabama usually doesn't play UGA. Anyway, everyone knows that the Auburn-Alabama game is, in any given year, the most significant event in the western world.

[ArcLight]

Do white people say "finta," or just us black folks? My parents, from the Deep South, always said they were "finta do the laundry," or "finta go to the store." I still say it myself, despite being a born and bred northerner, and I find it among the most endearing of expressions.

[Southack]

Post #13 is VERY true!

[Southack]

"3. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks."

The rest of the country has "sackers" not "baggers" at grocery stores, so what's so bad about calling them "sacks"?!

Hey, isn't Sax headquartered in Alabama?!

[Southack]

You have a GREAT screen name!

[RedBloodedAmerican]