This is just another evil ploy (Backed by Oilmen Bush and Cheney) to get people hooked on cheap gas. Next time they come to the station, it won't be 10 cents, thus allowing the Oil Companies to make a huge profit.
"This is just another evil ploy ... blah,blah,blah."
Did you forget the (/sarcasm alert), or are you hefting around an empty gas tank on the top of your neck?