[McGruff]

Christiane with her Groucho Marx disguise on.

[Fulbright]

C. Amanpour is not a war babe, she prefers the title Traveling War Professional.

MSN has carefully studied War demographics for its key target markets of Berkeley, Sausalito, Bellevue, Madison and Newton, Mass. and launched a War Torpedo, Ashleigh Banfield, into the mindless fray.

Despite reports that she may have been ravished by a rapacious band of Talib at Zook Hora on the evening of October 3, she has returned to the fields of battle, and commerce, with a quaking videophone in hand to report the first draft of history.