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Why are you bringing me a cheeseburger?
I know I ordered a cheeseburger, but I intended to order a turkey club.
Isn't the intent of the customer what is important?

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How about:

11. All the waitstaff are wearing earth tones and elevator shoes.

or

11. No waitresses are available, because they are in the back room furiously re-tabulating a bill from last November.