Been a monthly contributor for over a year. Step up you FREELOADERS.
You mean we don't have 5,000 yet?
Good grief I signed on to Grampa Dave's plan in '01 when he came up with it!
A guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm.
The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly he saw a car coming toward him and stop.
Without thinking about it, the guy got into the back seat, closed the door and then realized there was nobody behind the wheel!
The car started slowly, the guy looked at the road and saw a curve coming his way.
Scared, he started to pray begging for his life. He hadn't come out of shock, when just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and moved the wheel.
The guy, paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared every time right before a curve.
Gathering his strength, the guy finally jumped out of the car and ran to the nearest town.
Wet and in shock, he went to a restaurant and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through.
A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was serious.
About half an hour later, two guys walked in the same restaurant. They looked around for a table when one said to the other,
"Look John, that's the guy who got in the car when we were pushing it."
Monthly donor bump!