Every day at a TV studio you can see him arrive,
Stands 5-foot-5, weighs 145
Pig John, Pig John, Pig Bad John!
No one seems to know where John calls home
He a maverick of his party and stands all alone
Pig John, Pig John, Pig Bad John!
But he did take some of that Keating dough
And that makes him a good RINO
Pig John, Pig John, Pig Bad John!
Some folks said he came from Vietnam,
Where a his little Skyhawk met a mighty SAM
And the crash and thunder of the resulting wham
Sent an admiral’s son to the Hanoi "slam"
Pig John, Pig John, Pig Bad John!
Then one day on the Hill all hell broke loose
Amid the pork and the spending of the golden goose
And sent the Demos scrambling for the last ca-boose
To pull the wool over the eyes of the big tax ruse
Pig John, Pig John, Pig Bad John!
Then the heave and call of "campaign finance"
Put John on the side of their non-compliance
And the GOP crawled from that reform pit
Leaving just one behind, still in it
Pig John, Pig John, Pig Bad John!
With amendments and debate they started back in
But no one could decide really where to begin
Then one of them cried let’s just let it end!
And that’s what finally was inked by the pen…
Poor John, Poor John, Poor, poor John!
Well, they never again opened that worthless bill
Just put a marker on the side of the Hill< br>So all could read and understand
At the bottom of the Senate lies a Pig, Pig Man…Pig John