[Torie]

Do you know where the River Styx is? Probably not, since I suspect you are not a fellow pagan in good standing.

[Arator]

Do you know where the River Styx is? Probably not, since I suspect you are not a fellow pagan in good standing.

I believe that is in Hades. Have you bought a voyage down it's confluence lately? I believe it only costs the coins which are placed over your eyes just prior to your journey.

Being a highly placed official in the Pentagram, er, Pentagon, perhaps you've attended Bohemian Grove. I hear that is a pagan's delight.

Say, you wouldn't happen to know the identity of the anti-Christ, would you? LOL.