Posted on 11/28/2001 7:31:29 PM PST by Jim Robinson
It's a cry for attention I believe. The adult form of "Look at me! Please look at me! Look at me or I will stamp my feet up and down! Look at me or I will stamp my feet up and down and wet my pants! Wahhh!"
Very sad.
That works so well. You truly have a way with words. VoC and I agree that we worship you! LOL!
Oh well...dare to dream.
If you must prune nasty messages, how about replacing them with an emotionally neutral paraphrasal? You know, like "User 4360 invited user 7290 to go forth and multiply." Or "User 3265 speculated that user 12365's mother wears footgear normally reserved for persons in military service."
It spares me wondering what the heck could have been so horrible that it got pulled in a thread as rough as this one.
As with so many of the myths about the anti-freepers this is false.
The afers (afSS Hamster Gestapo Corps) have several character defects in common. Misrepresentation and bald face lying are two of them.
Next, they lack creativity...even though their TTC Detachment (Tough Titty Collective> was undertaken more to allow its founder to provide a site for him and four of his fellow banned members of the NYT Forum on creative writing. Their idea of creative writing tends toward the homoerotic and beatiality.
That said, Oh, my sides was my contribution to ridiculing the anti-freepers. Later, after the afSS Hamster Gestapo picked it up, Petunia came back with, "Oh my sides, tops, bottoms, ins, outs, ups, downs and in betweens" when responding to the most outrageous claims by the Hamsters (named by Daus---white hat, pirate) to describe their endless pursuit of an elusive lettuce leaf called the destruction of the meanie host of FR who wouldn't let them run the show.
Several Hamsters (all the males are beta-gammas, i.e., closet homosexuals supported by fag-hags, suffering from long term self imposed and deserved unemployment...they just can't get along with anyone very long. Their profile at the FBI Serial Boob Office would simply classify them as jealous lovers too cowardly to be passive/aggressive in person, paranoid that normal folks will discover they are mentally unstable. You will recognize them on the street if you pass by and they are LOLing to themselves. A pathetic lot with no prospects except an eternity waiting for a 404 message.
MANY HAPPY RETURNS!
I would like to start a new fund raising thread so we can all chip in and buy you a clue. If there is enough left over we'll start the "Get Ratatoskr a life" fund.
We do however draw the line at using the money to purchase a date for you. If you actually want to kiss a real girl you'll have to move out of your mother's basement first, but we can't assist you with that.
Ah yes ,the ole AFer line take your meds,come down off your overdose blah, blah, blah. Odd how you have never been there yet mimic them so well.
Did you get off the Keys Bandwagon yet?
You are Head Moderator here right?
I can see the appeal. After all, it's bound to be cheaper than trying to buy you a sense of humor. I think that's one of those "born with it or spend your life boring the arse off everyone" things.
I fully agree...since you've been posting on this thread the collective "arse" size of the average freeper had reduced by half. You could be the next "miracle diet" plan. Start thinking infomercial!
That seems unlikely. I haven't felt the earth tilt on its axis or the magnetic fields reverse polarity or anything.
Judging from this half-assed rejoinder, I suspect you may be generalizing from personal experience.
Perhaps your tin foil needs regenerating. Might I recommend wearing it while bathing with your toaster.
Please don't poke sticks into the cage
:^)
I should leave the tally to the pros....
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