Q: Which two people were shot in the back of the head in a theatre?
A: Abraham Lincoln and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman.
That is the most disgusting joke I have heard in months-love it!
Didn't Dillinger get shot in a theatre too?
I was at a movie with a friends when a woman behind him sneezed on him. I said, just loud enough, "Gee, it looks like that time you sat in the theatre in front of Pee Wee Herman!"
Woman turned red and left.