Or you could have gone as Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons, and said "I bent my Wookie!"
And Gatlinburg must be Flanders' take on Reno. Who would have ever thought that in the middle of mountain wilderness, there could be two places so inundanted with tourist traps?
Seroiusly though, Pigeon Forge is beautiful right now with its Christmas decor. I'm thinking of visiting again sometime soon :-)