My Tinfoil helmet (with the littly Muttly Mercury wings) continues to protect me from all harm. True, I
do live in a lead box with a coax cable and air hose coming in, but I run them both through a vat of Heavy Water full of Ovaltine, which has been working fine for me since the late 1950s. I think the rays are afraid of the Tesla Coil I sleep under, too.
Didn't know the rays have feelings? Silly human. No wonder you never found our...sorry. Gotta go.