[riley1992]

ROTFL. This is great. I really, really like your style.

[Phantom Lord]

You should see us. My wife and I will have dinner and spend the entire time plotting and thinking of the worst names we can come up with to spring on them the next time they ask the question. It is a lot of fun to see their reactions to some of the names. My wife had grandmothers named Yetta, Blema, and Bertha. Boy, those names went over great. As did Hortence, Barney, Moe, Homer, and Clancey. Not to mention Apu.